What's funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costume.How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?The dog plays with it more.What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.What's brown and gurgles?A baby in a casserole.What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?A baby with a punctured lung.How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?Nail its other hand to the floor.What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?Art.What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?Bob.What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?A baby playing in a plastic bag.How do you make a man pregnant?Stick a dead baby up his ass!How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?Stick a javelin through it's head.How many babies does it take to paint a house?Depends how hard you throw them.What gets louder as it gets smaller?A baby in a trash compactor.What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?Phil.What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?A baby with a black eye!How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?With a blender!How do you get them out again?With tortilla chips!!!What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?A baby shot through a snowblower.Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?So you can see the expression on its face!What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.What's red and goes round and round?A baby in a garbage disposal.What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?Ripping them off again.Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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(Mod, if this is not allowed, I apologize!)About two years ago I corresponded with Richard Ramírez pretty frequently. He was shy, polite but withdrawn at first but over the course of almost a year, he slowly opened up. We had some pretty interesting discussions. We exchanged photographs and he praised me with compliments and constantly asked for more. Finally, he manned up and asked me, in very specific detail, to take certain "naughty" photos of myself for him. I could not read the letter/request with a straight face. I still can't! I thought it was completely inappropriate and hilarious. I had no idea how to reply other than with a "wtf, perv!" So, I haven't responded to that letter yet. I may write him again, now that time has passed, hoping he's forgotten by now and we can "start over."But anyway, after giving it some thought (and after several requests) I've decided to share the "inappropriate letter".He also included two separate pieces of paper. One with a story which he thought was amusing (and apparently thought it would amuse me too). Another with a drawing for me. They can be found HERE at killer_culture. Note: You must join to view the entry. x-posted, sorry!